"Kindness Leads To All Kinds Of Happiness."

I am not from here. I come from a planet far, far away.

It has been difficult to adjust, as you can imagine. 

The air you have has not been kind, but I am thankful for the overall rich experience.

I see the strangeness in the way you live. The most noticeable of them all is the way you wear a long piece of textile around your neck and call it fashion.

Your women seem to have a great sense of balance as they walk on short stilts. Increasing their height just enough, which I'm not sure why. It's almost like they believe that tallness equals beauty. It could be an act of intimidation against you. To be as tall, if not taller. I can't be sure.

Your priorities seem to be all mixed up too. Hate, Greed and Destruction are way on top of the list, while Love, Peace and Happiness are barely hanging on at the tail of things. 

I can't help but come to a conclusion that your life on this planet will most definitely end in tears. 

So, as my time here is almost up, I will not delay my verdict any further. 

My message to you today is, I will serve my final act of kindness. I will eliminate your existence so as not to prolong your sad, unfulfilling lives – with one press of a button. 

I assure you that it will be swift and painless. And you will not even have the time to cry a single tear.